Thursday, 13 October 2016
THE LEGEND OF TARZAN 
After years of living as a domesticated gentleman, Tarzan, along with his wife Jane, head back to the jungle to investigate some shady mining camps where his savage past creeps up on him, loin cloth and all.
It might be a fresh change from the usual summer aliens, robots and superheroes but Yates' film is an uninspired bore. The characters are dull as dirt, the CGI is laughably artificial and Samuel L. Jackson's soul-brotha enunciation is awkwardly out of place. Without a whole lot of rousing action sequences the glaring missteps are all the more apparent and hurt the clunky pacing even more.
2 adorable cat-ear hoodies out of 5