Transformers film series.
Shia LaBeouf is unwillingly dragged back into the war between the Autobots and Decepticons when he starts having visions of ancient symbols connected the rise of an centuries old foe known only as The Fallen.
It's an overly simple story that might have made an entertaining two-part animated cartoon but dragging it out for nearly 2½ hours without any thought-provoking substance is unbearable. You know the film isn't worth your time when even Michael Bay has gone on record calling it "crap". The highlights are the hard-to-follow CGI action sequences, insanely cool sound effects and impressive filming locations.
1 enemy scrotum out of 5