Tuesday, 27 September 2016
THE LOFT 
5 married men share a downtown loft to discreetly bring their mistresses to but things fall apart when they discover an unknown dead women there and begin suspecting each other.
At it's core, the film could have been a seedy thriller filled with over-the-top twists 'n turns that capture the audience no matter how unbelievable it gets. Instead it's filled with terrible acting, clunky pacing, lack of suspense and characters so unlikable you're hard up for anything to grasp onto. In the end we get a despicable albeit beautifully shot Hitchcockian wannabe that's better left forgotten.
2 keys out of 5