"It’s a strange town, that way. Especially with new arrivals.
Well, I think a lot of people that come to small towns are trying to get away from something...or they’re hiding something."
That nugget refers to the set-up given away by the title of the film, so please don't get your undies in a twist over it being a spoiler. It also basically explains why this movie was chosen over all others with elementary schools in them to be a significant visual reference for Midwich Elementary in the first Silent Hill game. How does it fare outside of that? It's pretty rote and predictable, but it is fun to see Arnold get away with things that any of the rest of us would get fired for instantaneously. It doesn't have a modicum of the charm and heart of Jingle All the Way, but it was hand-picked by the ultimate benefactor, for good and ill.
1½ "Non-existent" Bathroom Trips out of 5
Nutted by NEG.