(Yes, I'm actually doing this.)
Shot in old fashioned "porno vérité" style, I was surprised to learn that this came out in 2005! Featuring a cast of unknowns (which is thankful after seeing the same actors over and over again), this very funny, competently made adult film is filled with great classic bad dialogue and complete with cheesy music that repeats over and over again. Separated into 5 vignettes (each narrated by a Rod Serling knock-off), there's a little something for everyone...if you happen to be a pervert. I'm still not sure how I feel about two lesbian clowns making out. Never have I been so conflicted in my life.
In the end, I chose fap.
The longest segment, "Daddy Was A Clown," is also the best. Kelly Cornflake shines as the girl unwittingly thrown into a clown "Dating Game"-type show. I'd really like to see more of her, unfortunately, this is her only credit to date.
At this point, I ejaculated all over myself and went to sleep.
Essentially, this whole porn is a joke; I don't know how you take a clown wearing humongous sunglasses fucking a girl doggie-style seriously.
They sure don't make 'em like this anymore.
2 (yeah, that's right, 2) screaming rubber chickens out of 5
1 comment:
I think it was just us 2 in this adventure. I honestly couldn't fap to most of it.
1 Kelly was the only one that kept me hard out of 5
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