NOW HIRING: Bad actors for a bad British incidental comedy horror, best described as a supernatural Emmerdale Farm episode with less Dingles and more dung. You'll be required to play a quaint yokel.
Tea and sandwiches will be provided.
Clothes for Miss Amanda Donohoe are in short supply.
There'll be an inspired crucifixion scene with the usual Ken Russell motifs (Nuns, blood and sex), but everything else will be laughable or just plain awful. Please don't poke the giant rubber worm on set.
1 venomous spit on Christ out of 5
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