How do these movies keep getting made? Watching bad movies makes me both feel better and hate myself at the same time. These kinds of movies exist for only one purpose: to showcase beautiful young people with their perfect bodies in an exotic setting. To put it simply, it's boring, and it contains none of the humor in the recent Piranha 3D to even keep you watching it. A waste of time from every perspective.0 boob shots out of 5
(That's right, there's absolutely no female nudity in this. Fuck this stupid movie up its stupid fucking ass.)
4 comments:
Your first big fat zero! It must have been real arse-paper to warrant that.
I was looking back to see if you were right...actually, I gave a 0 to George Romero's "Deadtime Stories" (piece of arse-paper) and a -1 to "Take Me Home Tonight." :P
Damn, I'm much too generous with these reviews.
We are using minus numbers now?
Shit just got real. :) Bring on the Uwe.*
*No, don't. Really.
Life is too short for Boll-ox...
0 boob shots....
Horror and titties have always been part and parcel. What the hell?
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