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Thursday, 11 August 2011

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

One of the few times I fast-forwarded through the naughty bits to get to the "action." There are a few "lulz" moments, such as Electro electrocuting a girl to death with his cum, or the inevitable upside down BJ scene. Also, a Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane lesbian scene and Spider-Man being chastised by Black Widow for coming too fast.

I can just imagine some poor kid rifling through his dad's underwear drawer, finding this DVD and thinking, "Oh boy! Spider-Man!"...then being traumatized for the rest of his fucking life.

1 Sling of Web-Cum out of 5 (2 if I were younger still)

2 comments:

Lyedecker said...

did you do the star trek tng porn parody yet? i must see it

Impudent Urinal said...

2 don't ditch your girlfriend during a blackout and expect her to not fuck your rival out of 5