This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)

I turned off Captain America XXX halfway through in favor of this one. It parodies some of the most well known scenes, like the library ghost, the hotel hallway ("I got slimed") and the haunted apartment. One thing I've noticed about these porn parodies is they're very broad; Venkman here is especially over-the-top and annoying. The sexiest scene was with Dana/Zuul spread-eagle over the couch; I think that may have fulfilled a fantasy I never knew I had. The three-way between Egon and the Annie Potts and Rick Moranis characters was...awkward. The real disappointment came with the lackluster ending...I was expecting a 50 foot Spooge man or something clever...meh.

Oh yeah, and masturbating Slimer.

1 Slimer Ball out of 5

Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (2011)

One of the few times I fast-forwarded through the naughty bits to get to the "action." There are a few "lulz" moments, such as Electro electrocuting a girl to death with his cum, or the inevitable upside down BJ scene. Also, a Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane lesbian scene and Spider-Man being chastised by Black Widow for coming too fast.

I can just imagine some poor kid rifling through his dad's underwear drawer, finding this DVD and thinking, "Oh boy! Spider-Man!"...then being traumatized for the rest of his fucking life.

1 Sling of Web-Cum out of 5 (2 if I were younger still)