The Addams Family XXX (2011)

Grandmama Addams sucks off Lurch. Thing diddles Morticia. Pugsley loses his virginity to a whore. Wednesday takes on two dudes. Gomez and Morticia fuck. There aren't enough stars to prescribe an accurate rating. Features a fair deal of "plot" for a film of this nature, and there's enough of an effort to round out the humor, but you're mostly fast-forwarding to get to the fantasy sequences.

The only important question with movies of this nature: Is it fap-worthy? Yes.

It might have gotten an extra star if they had the balls to end in a family orgy.

1 Thing in a box out of 5

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This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)

I turned off Captain America XXX halfway through in favor of this one. It parodies some of the most well known scenes, like the library ghost, the hotel hallway ("I got slimed") and the haunted apartment. One thing I've noticed about these porn parodies is they're very broad; Venkman here is especially over-the-top and annoying. The sexiest scene was with Dana/Zuul spread-eagle over the couch; I think that may have fulfilled a fantasy I never knew I had. The three-way between Egon and the Annie Potts and Rick Moranis characters was...awkward. The real disappointment came with the lackluster ending...I was expecting a 50 foot Spooge man or something clever...meh.

Oh yeah, and masturbating Slimer.

1 Slimer Ball out of 5