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Saturday 20 August 2011

This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX (2011)

I turned off Captain America XXX halfway through in favor of this one. It parodies some of the most well known scenes, like the library ghost, the hotel hallway ("I got slimed") and the haunted apartment. One thing I've noticed about these porn parodies is they're very broad; Venkman here is especially over-the-top and annoying. The sexiest scene was with Dana/Zuul spread-eagle over the couch; I think that may have fulfilled a fantasy I never knew I had. The three-way between Egon and the Annie Potts and Rick Moranis characters was...awkward. The real disappointment came with the lackluster ending...I was expecting a 50 foot Spooge man or something clever...meh.

Oh yeah, and masturbating Slimer.

1 Slimer Ball out of 5

3 comments:

budarc said...

Absolutely no thought whatsoever goes into these things. If I did it, I would make the ghostbusters all female and instead of slime it would be spooge...fuck, this thing just writes itself! I think it's my destiny to write for the porn movies...

Dr Faustus said...

The 50 foot Spooge man is going to haunt my dreams after reading that.

cuckoo said...

You should write a Stand By Me porn parody, bud. :D