In a Nutshell. Mini reviews of movies old and new. No fuss. No spoilers. And often no sleep.

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Jumper (2008)

Jumper jumped right out of my player and back into the box after 30 minutes.
No redeeming qualities of any kind.
Did it turn into Citizen Kane by the end? Who knows? Who Cares? Not me.
Oh, look... blue and yellow one-sheet art. That’s novel.

0 silver haired Sams out of 5

1 comment:

Impudent Urinal said...

They went too hard with the teleporting with none of the character introspection and growth of the book.
Still I think its worth more than a zero.
2 Sam Jackson being badass gains points despite his dye job out of 5