Hayden Christiansen pouts and then pouts some more as Anakin Skywalker in the 2nd installment of the Star Wars space opera, Attack Of The Clones.
It's a slight improvement (although light years dumber) from the first film in the action but suffers greatly from Christiansen & Natalie Portman's awkward acting and terribly written love scenes that make daytime soap operas look like Shakespeare. Horrible moments aside, Clones returns to the fun side of Star Wars that make you feel like a wide-eyed little kid again. One just wishes that George Lucas would stand back and allow someone else in the writers & director's seat. Still, Christopher Lee with a lightsaber is pretty fucking cool.
2 Jar-Jar's Big Adventures out of 5
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The Geonosis battle and Yoda kicking ass almost made up for padme falling out of a ship and getting up without a scratch. That sand would be a bitch in the wound the alien tiger thing gave her. I remember really liking it in the theater. Then it turns to shit after the first viewing.
2 Thanks George for that leather outfit she wore out of 5
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