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Sunday, 10 June 2012

Into the Blue (2005)

Into The Blue gives viewers an insight into the life of the bronzed half-human fish-people. Originally native to the shallow waters of Hollywood, they now spend their free time frolicking in the crystal waters of the Bahamas.
You’ll perhaps wonder about the validity of their motivations as the greedy, selfish creatures scour the ocean floor for trinkets; shiny artefacts they believe will make their life better. You’ll certainly shudder as they flaunt their assets in what appears to be a bizarre mating ritual. Pay close attention to how long you can endure the spectacle before you have to slit your own wrists.

0 I'd rather drink shark piss out of 5

2 comments:

cuckoo said...

O_O

How'd you even...

...why?

How?

What?

:rofldata:

Dr Faustus said...

:notgood: I should have given this to you as part of our shit movie series.