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Thursday, 14 June 2012

D-WAR [2007]


Former comedian Hyung-rae Shim directs this South Korean attempt to create a profitable film industry. Instead of the blockbuster they intended, D-War is more or less an amateur shitfest that seems like Michael Bay's Transformer series only with dragons and less flare.
The characters are one dimensional, the story is childish and the action is so straight forward you can't wait to see to see how bad the next "dramatic" scene plays out instead. 
In short: I wrote better shit with my toys as a kid.

1 "at least the dragons looked cool" out of 5

1 comment:

Impudent Urinal said...

1 hope he enjoys the walk back home out of 5