A vacationing family is terrorised by a gaggle of vegetarian goblins (I don’t know the collective term for vegetarian goblins, so I'm winging it) who want to turn them into plants so they can eat them. I'm not making this shit up; I couldn't even if I tried.
There are no trolls. They're goblins. I'm no authority on the anatomical differences between a troll and a goblin, but they were definitely goblins. Perhaps the part of the script that had trolls was used to wipe someone’s ass during shooting. Believe it or not, I actually enjoyed the shitfest. It fits snugly on the 'so bad it's good' shelf.
1½ times I've been successfully trolled (or goblined) out of 5
6 comments:
This movie is the best kind of terrible. It's completely, totally awful but it's never boring.
1.5 kids pissing on hospitality out of 5.
That scene was great. :p
The crazy woman was enthusiastic. I bet she's a goddess in the Am Dram community.
She has a YouTube channel! Not much there, though:
http://www.youtube.com/user/troll2queen
"I actually enjoyed this shitfest"
It avoided the PoS title too?
O_O
Well, that's no fun.
I was going to make a new "so bad it's good" label for it. :)
Do eeeeeet.
It won't be used often but when it does it will taste so good.
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