A vacationing family is terrorised by a gaggle of vegetarian goblins (I don’t know the collective term for vegetarian goblins, so I'm winging it) who want to turn them into plants so they can eat them. I'm not making this shit up; I couldn't even if I tried.
There are no trolls. They're goblins. I'm no authority on the anatomical differences between a troll and a goblin, but they were definitely goblins. Perhaps the part of the script that had trolls was used to wipe someone’s ass during shooting. Believe it or not, I actually enjoyed the shitfest. It fits snugly on the 'so bad it's good' shelf.
1½ times I've been successfully trolled (or goblined) out of 5
