The Savage Girl (1932)

I loved how it reassured viewers at the beginning that it was okay to indulge their feelings of wild abandon while watching, not that it provided any original material worth abandoning your rational self over, except perhaps Hollywood lady Rochelle Hudson. She’s the star of what’s probably as close to the Tarzan story as they could legally get on the limited budget and short running time.

1½ giant steps for mousekind out of 5