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Saturday, 23 June 2012

The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior (2008)

A straight to video prequel to a spin-off of a sequel of a remake.
Whoever green-lit SK2 needs elected to be castrated with a spoon. It really is that bad. Simon Quarterman is the only person that manages to keep his dignity intact; he’s like a young comedy version of Richard Harris.

0½ dusty Greek myth out of 5

1 comment:

Impudent Urinal said...

Yay for the Nash tag making an appearance.

I watched it and I don't have any clue wtf was happening. The sets looked like a donation based theater production.

0 titties would have saved some points out of 5