Hulk Vs. (2009)

Two shorts less than one hour each, sold as one movie, both featuring the angst-ridden green one with the magically expanding purple modesty covering pants. It's typical Marvel fare, except it's worse than usual.

Hulk Vs Thor.
Hulk smashes. Thor bores. Odin Snores.
0½ toot of Baldur's horn out of 5.

Hulk Vs Wolverine.
Almost manages to entertain, but the Marvel need to blow stuff up prevails again. It's better than the Thor half but still a waste of time and money. MY time and MY money! Not amused. Stick around for a post-credits scene.
1½ Hulk knows how to treat a lady out of 5.