Thursday, 6 August 2015
BATTLE: LOS ANGELES 
A platoon of U.S. Marines fight their way to safety in downtown LA during a global invasion of nasty cosmic out-of-towners. It's not as bad as I remember it from seeing it once before but it still isn't really all that good either. It's flat clichéd military characters, boring dialogue, sloppy editing and direct Point A to Point B storytelling does nothing to hide it's lack of imaginative spark. It's basically a headache inducing clutter of noise and jittery camera-work that feels it rolled off the Hollywood assembly line losing any form of creativity along the way.
1 explosive beach party out of 5