The Taxdodger is the Daywalker. He kills vamps and strikes poses in dark shades; he doesn't actually need them, he just likes to look cool as he tears out throats with his bare hands. Most of the time he looks a chump.
If you scratch beneath the surface of Blade the plot, about a blood god that'll do something or other, I forget, it was dull, is terrible, really awful. If your expectations are adjusted well enough, however, it's entertaining for about 90 minutes; but the big showdown was a big letdown.
3 for Traci Lords with her clothes on out of 5
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I felt the same way about it. It's still the only one worth watching out of the 3.
I really don't like this one.
It's a 2 from me.
I really like II for what it is though. 3½ maybe.
Number 3 was arse paper.
I didn't even get to the end of it.
I never saw III.
Had no interest.
Snipes is like Neg's Boof to me.
Was 2 better than 1? I really don't remember.
I can't get the bad taste of 3 out of my mouth.
Number 2 was Del Toro. It had ninjas.
I can't remember much else.
I don't have it so can't wipe my Nuts on it.
I thought 1 was Del Toro. :shock:
It's been a few years...
3½ It helped back then when you didn't advertise it as a comic book film out of 5
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