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Wednesday, 8 April 2015

The Crawlers (1993)

aka Contamination 7

Prolific Italian director Joe D'Amato produces yet another trashy title; this time about killer roots grown from wrongly disposed of nuclear waste. This entire film is completely laughable. From the unseen forces that whip their victims to death and drag them away to become human mulch to the awful and obvious use of miniatures. The greasy, bottom-rung actors add nothing but more unintended laughs. The director is known for making films only for financial gain. This one is no different.

0 old hookers out of 5

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