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Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Life Blood (2009)

Talk about a pointless film. Two wayward lesbians disappear in the desert only to be resurrected forty years later as vampires by God. Yes, God is a female vampire who dons herself in transparent togas. As you can tell the story is completely aimless and there isn't even an inkling of a character arc. The two main characters (Sophie Monk & Anya Laniri) learn nothing and act just as brainless as they did in the beginning. The only reason I wanted to see this film was because of Patrick Renna. Along with Danny Woodburn he ends up adding some much needed comedy but it's only for a few scenes. Pure drivel.

½ Murder Worlds out of 5

1 comment:

Dr Faustus said...

I always suspected that God fella was shady.