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Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Don't Go in the Woods (2010)


When it comes to horror and musicals, I'm willing to forgive a lot. Unfortunately, Don't Go in the Woods is both a subpar horror movie and a lousy musical. The premise is solid, but the script feels like it was cobbled together in a few days. The songs range from "not that good" to "oh god I need to skip forward", and the horror elements feel tacked on.

D'Onofrio is talented, even when he's making a bad movie, and there are some really nice visuals here. If he'd committed more to the horror aspect, this could have been something cool. As is, it's a mildly unpleasant experiment. I wanted badly to like this one, but I just couldn't.

 1.5 bad Conor Oberst impressions out of 5

3 comments:

Dr Faustus said...

I've never once been disappointed with a Vincent D'Onofrio performance. I think he's great.

I haven't seen this film, ftr.

Marceline said...

He directed this one. I should've been clearer in the nut! I read he shot it in his backyard.

Dr Faustus said...

I didn't realise. I thought he was in it. I’m doubly intrigued now (the musical part had me slightly intrigued), but also wary because it screams bad horror movie and you know how I feel about those.
I’ll keep it on the secondary radar.