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Thursday 31 October 2024

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)


Gore and tits. That's all these movies amount to. And you know what? It's glorious. This period in film history exists as a snapshot in time and it will never be replicated again, so enjoy it while you can! There's no plot to speak of, but that's not the point. These movies were never attempting to be art. Basically, people who have sex die. Critics try to conflate it with moral values, but it was just a way to get asses in seats.
The producers sincerely attempted to make this the "final" chapter, but audiences said, "Fuck you, we want more!"

2½ weird Crispin Glover dances out of 5

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