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Thursday, 10 September 2015

Uninvited (1988)

Instead of a wolf in sheep's clothing we have a deadly genetically-engineered creature in a household cat's skin. In one of the more ludicrous b-movies ever produced, a lab experiment gone wrong escapes and winds up an uninvited stowaway on a boat set out for the Cayman Islands. The rest of the plot and character motivations scarcely matter as we all wait patiently for the killer cat to chew everyone's faces off. Despite some amazingly bad puppetry, the monster's concept is actually quite unique. While the creature's carnage is fun and undeniably laughable, it's too bad the rest of the film is filled with geriatric villains and monumental cock teases. Just die already!

2 bimbos out of 5

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