Returning to the island in the original film, the new Dino-park is fully functional and brimming with happy-go-lucky tourists ready to see reptiles devour other reptiles from the safety of the other side of the bars. We all know where this is going and, boy, are we ever ready for it. It never comes close to the terrifying magic of the first two films but finally after nearly 15 years, we're able to get rid of that bitter after-taste of the third film. There's a few memorable pieces and potentially great ideas spread throughout it's cringe-worthy corniness and predictability. It's big, dumb dino-fun that's purely out to razzle-dazzle those who are open to it.
3 poor little piggies who never made it home out of 5
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