Oh, sweet zombie Jesus.
Director Catherine Hardwicke does a shitty job at adapting Stephanie Meyer's first shitty tween romance/vampire novel, Twilight for the screen. Robert Pattinson, who I normally like, wanders around like he doesn't give a shit (as it turns out he didn't). Kristen Stewart who is great at playing insecure, broken characters is absolutely terrible at playing a "strong" protagonist. Carter Burwell's score distracts like it was written for a 90's TV movie. The stormy sky backdrop is quite nice and so is Peter Facinelli as a *lol* bleach blonde vampire doctor.
I know I'm not the target audience here but it can't be denied that tweenage girls can do so much better than this shitfest.
2 smelly girls out of 5
2 comments:
2? Seriously?
What warranted that much? Your words certainly speak to less.
...because it'll be funnier when I get to it's sequels and rate them even lower and lower.
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