In a Nutshell. Mini reviews of movies old and new. No fuss. No spoilers. And often no sleep.

Wednesday 13 February 2013

KILL FOR ME [2013]

I started out as a Nut-wiper doing a shitty Michael Greenspan film and now it seems I've returned to his special brand of celluoid crap with Kill For Me.
It plays, looks and sounds like a 90's Wednesday afternoon made-for-TV film with Jennie Garth or Alyssa Milano which only couch assed, bonbon addicted housewives would watch.  No shit of a lie.  It's that bad and predictable. Television actresses Arrow's Katie Cassidy and Revolution's Tracy Spiridakos (I think she's wearing the same costume too) play the faux lesbians in peril that don't have the brains to call the police when they should.  
A definite runner for Piece Of Shit Of The Year award.

½ shames for Donal Logue out of 5

2 comments:

Impudent Urinal said...

I can feel the venom in your words. So what did it have that warranted the half point? :laugh:

cuckoo said...

Faux lesbians. :smug: