Confess, Fletch (2022)

After a number of fits and starts, we finally get a follow-up to Fletch, but it leaves much to be desired. Jon Hamm steps into the role as the investigative journalist hired to track down a missing art collection, but he has big shoes to fill. Unfortunately, this iteration is missing a lot of the trademark wisecracking humor and almost all of the disguises. It wasn't completely terrible, but the plotting is predictable and it's not something I would choose to watch again.

1½ yachts out of 5

Bad Teacher (2011)

Trying desperately to follow in the footsteps of Terry Zwigoff's Bad Santa (2003), this piece of shit fails in every possible capacity (in particular, HUMOR). Gold digger scumbag WHORE Cameron Diaz doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself until she meets nerdy Justin Timberlake and decides to raise money to purchase fake tits in order to impress him. The stupidity of this premise is staggering. She curses, smokes pot, cheats, steals, doesn't teach her students a dime's worth of knowledge, learns nothing, and yet somehow at the end of the day, she's hailed as the protagonist of this movie. Fuck off.

0 Worst Movie Of The Year out of 5