During the Vietnam War, a platoon stumbles upon unconvincing CGI dinosaurs.
This Jurassic knock-off was probably the biggest piece of shit I've seen this year...if I hadn't seen War of the Worlds, that is. I suppose if you're into a bunch of jarheads shooting imaginary bullets at CGI things for two and a half hours, this is just the movie for you. I felt every single second passing on the screen. The acting is atrocious, and all the night scenes are lit so badly, it's too dark to see anything. Which is fine, since there's nothing worth seeing here anyway.
This was just excruciating to sit through. I don't know why I do this to myself.
0 convincing Russian accents out of 5
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