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Friday, 29 May 2015

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3: FINAL SEQUENCE [2015]

Director Tom Six completes his Human Centipede trilogy with the utterly distasteful Final Sequence.
Dieter Laser & Laurence R. Harvey return from the previous films as a repulsive prison warden and his assistant  who decide it'd be fun to turn their inmates into the largest human centipede ever.  The film is filled all sorts of racism, misogyny, homophobia and enough shots of the American flag to make you wonder if Six is attempting to make some sort of a statement.  One expects to be offended and/or disgusted but should expect some sort of entertaining creativity, instead of this dull-witted schlock.  It takes so long to get to the centipede itself, you're left wondering if you're even in the right film.  Someone needs to smack some acting skills into Laser, because it's not even funny how annoyingly bad he is here.  With some imagination or smarts, Six could have used his lack of acting skills to the film's advantage but instead he just lets this shit happen.  In all honesty, one will probably find staring at the final word of this review more entertaining than the film itself.
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½ a pickled clit out of 5

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