Space Milkshake (2012)

I keep falling into the trap of 'it can’t be as shit as the cover implies,' but it almost always is.
Four workers on a sanitation space station (ie. garbage collectors) get into trouble when they succumb to greed. It's like a Canadian version of Brit sitcom Red Dwarf but with much less of the funny. The small cast do their best, but the lack of belly laughs in the script is a problem.
Special mention and kudos awarded for the old school creature effects.

2 duck tentacles out of 5

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)

I haven’t had much time to watch film the past few weeks, so when I did have a few hours to spare I chose this; I am regret. It’s a miracle I made it past the first ten minutes. To my shame I wanted to see Spinning Bird Kick in action, so I stuck it out for fifty minutes before reaching a suitable level of self-hatred that mercifully forced me hit the square button. Avoid or endure, it’s up to you.

0 Shadaloo my ass out of 5