Wanted (2008)

Even if you’re willing to accept that skilled assassins can bend bullet trajectories, the level of bullshit in every other aspect of Wanted is off the scale. If you stacked it up, it'd rival Everest.
I tried to bend the trajectory of the DVD as I flung it out my window. I failed. I’d forgotten to be part of a training montage beforehand.

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