Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991)

A sequel to The Blue Lagoon (1980) that contradicts the ending of the previous film and then rolls out essentially the same plot all over again.
The kids get life lessons from a Christian. Good job, lady. The Lord’s Prayer will be a great help if they begin dying of starvation and pneumonia.
It says on IMDB that Milla Jovovich considers it her worst movie. She must not have seen the Resident Evil movies yet.

2 painted eggs out of 5