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Friday 7 March 2014

Romeo Must Die (2000)

Sometimes you expect a turd.
Sometimes expectations are met.
Bad music. Bad acting. Bad editing. Bad dialogue.
Hopefully this’ll be the worst movie I watch this year.

0½ x-ray out of 5

3 comments:

cuckoo said...

XD You keep watching Bartkowiak's shitty movies.

He'll be the new Mick Garris before soon.

Dr Faustus said...

Feck! I’ve did three of them?! Doom was semi-enjoyable in places. :erm:

Mick will cling to his dubious accolade for all he’s worth. “If you take that away from me, I’ll have nothing… nothing!”

I see you found my secret buttery text! ^_^ Well played, sir.

cuckoo said...

Your buttery text reeked of barnfeed and scented hand cream.