Shitty spoofsters Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg take the Twilight franchise out for a spin with disastrous results in Vampires Suck.
There's a minor chuckle every five minutes but it really isn't much when you take in consideration the shit you're subjected to in between. Jenn Proske does a humorous job at mimicking Kristen Stewart's constipated twitchy "I'm going to barf" face but that charm wears off pretty quick. It's no surprise to anyone that the movie suc---
...fuck it.
½ drinking & gambling werewolves out of 5
3 comments:
Why? 0_o
Was it a bet? Did you win?
:rofldata:
I happened to turn on the TV as soon as it started.
I'm a sucker for that for some reason. As soon as I see and hear the opening studio logos for a movie I'm sucked in.
Ah, the old dah-dah-dah-daaaah-dah-dah-daaaah-daah-daaaah-bum-ba-dum.
It appears to have been the most exciting part.
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