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Wednesday, 7 August 2013

VAMPIRES SUCK [2010]

Shitty spoofsters Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg take the Twilight franchise out for a spin with disastrous results in Vampires Suck.
There's a minor chuckle every five minutes but it really isn't much when you take in consideration the shit you're subjected to in between.  Jenn Proske does a humorous job at mimicking Kristen Stewart's constipated twitchy "I'm going to barf" face but that charm wears off pretty quick.  It's no surprise to anyone that the movie suc---
...fuck it.

½ drinking & gambling werewolves out of 5