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Saturday, 1 September 2012

SAFE [2012]

The Stath delivers an auto-pilot performance in Boaz Yakin's uninspired formulaic dud Safe.
Sooner or later action stars have to do the "save the annoying, smart-assed little kid" film.  It seems it was The Stath's turn to bite the bullet.  Feck.  My heart sank just reading the premise.
Quick, Stath!  Shoot the little bint in the head before she insults your intelligence again.

2 Staths On A Train out of 5

2 comments:

Dr Faustus said...

0_0 Say it isn't so.
What was he thinking? Sort it out Stath. Crank 3. Now.

cuckoo said...

It was so boring.

Utter disappointment. There was some cool gun fights that lasted 2 mintues a piece.

I fell asleep in the last five minutes. :laugh: Didn't care to rewind and see what happened.