In a Nutshell. Mini reviews of movies old and new. No fuss. No spoilers. And often no sleep.
Showing posts with label Chester Novell Turner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chester Novell Turner. Show all posts

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Tales from the Quadead Zone (1987)

What the fuck is wrong with me? Even after experiencing the "horror" that is Black Devil Doll From Hell, I still sought out this follow-up from writer/director Chester Novell Turner. What the fuck? Did I expect it to be an improvement over his first effort? NO! I only seek to torture myself by watching bad films! Why? WHY??? AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

0 suicide of this reviewer out of 5

Monday, 26 September 2011

Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)

Holy mother of fuck. Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen in my life, and I don't say that lightly. Shot on home video, poorly dubbed, horrendously acted, with the most repugnant "musical" score ever known to man. Notable I guess for the scene where a ventriloquist dummy rapes a virgin Christian woman. This in turn opens up a deep sexual awakening in her, except she can only be satisfied by the doll. I felt like I was watching a fucked up porno for the most part. Unforgettable...for better or for worse.

A surefire recipient of the Nutshell Turd Award.

0 puppets scare the living shit out of me out of 5