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Friday, 30 October 2026

Willy's Wonderland (2021)


A mute janitor is pitted against a series of animatronic characters that come to life after dark in this blatant rip-off of Five Nights at Freddy's, which is easily better than either of the official movies, if only because it tonally embraces the silliness and R-rated levels of gore. It's by no means perfect, but there's something incredibly satisfying about seeing a no-name, silent, self-aware Nicolas Cage repeatedly beating the shit out of demonic robotic puppets.

3 PUNCH energy drinks ("A fistful of caffeine for your kisser") out of 5

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