DRIVE THRU [2007]

I didn't think I could resist Drive Thru, a schlocky horror film where the crazed killer is a fast-food mascot named Horny the Clown.
I should have known better, considering this pathetic excuse for a so-bad-it's-good shitfest was written and directed by the "geniuses" who wrote The Scorpion King 3.
What a piece of shit.

½ an AC/DC song that was clearly not an AC/DC song out of 5

Rocket Science (2007)

An indie comedy drama with a young stuttering protagonist that gets hand-picked to join the school debate team. Along the way he discovers that life is about more than just being socially alienated. It’s the usual coming of age tale that indie productions are so very good at telling. Had it been a little more uniquely poignant and a little less analogous of the archetype it would have earned a great score.

3 farming subsidies launch cataclysms out of 5