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Wednesday, 9 July 2025

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)


(Say what you will about these movies, but they had the best taglines.)
They gave it the old college try and took one last stab at it, and mostly did enough to remove the bad taste left in our mouths from its predecessor. This time we focus on Brody's surviving family following his implied death and completely ignores the events of part 3, as they become convinced that the shark harbors a personal vendetta against them. It attempts to be earnest for the most part, but it's unraveled by the sheer stupidity and lack of satisfying resolution. This was pretty much the final nail in the coffin for ol' Bruce.
While the sea long lies dormant for this franchise, the barrage of cheap, blatant killer shark rip-offs continues to this very day, unfortunately.

2 roaring sharks out of 5

Note: This is one of the very rare cases where the TV version contains a better edit of the film, along with the original uncut ending, whereas the only version currently available for viewing has the ridiculous truncated version. Look it up on YouTube if you're curious.

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)

aka Highlander III: The Magician / Highlander III: The Final Dimension / Highlander: The Final Dimension / Highlander 3: The Final Conflict

Wisely ignoring the existence of the second film entirely, part III is a direct sequel to the first. Connor MacLeod—seen on the cover reaching up, desperately trying to grasp hold of the character’s escaping credibility—is back for more sword-wielding, era-hopping, fantasy action. It sticks close to the formula of the original, coming across like an ‘80s movie made in the ‘90s. I mean that in a good way, but unfortunately the rest of it is pants.
Mako features! Mako is charismatic even when given the worst dialogue imaginable, which is just as well because he gets some prime examples.

2 places to belong out of 5