I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)

A direct-to-video sequel in name only which has no relation to the previous characters or films. It helps to separate the wheat from the chaff; or the shit from the diarrhea. This one makes the previous film look like Shakespeare by comparison. I feel sad that I had to watch it again for purposes of this review.

0 pranks gone right out of 5

Archie's Final Project (2009)

AKA: My Suicide

For his high school class project, Archie decides to kill himself on camera, sparking debate and controversy among campus, parents and all so-called professionals involved. The film itself is treated as found footage, and it's full of jumbled thoughts, distorted feelings and raw emotion, as well as the regurgitated movies and media images that make up the conglomerate of a feverish teenage mind. It's the kind of movie I could have made. I can see people discarding it as emo bullshit, but to me it rings of authentic truth.

This also appears to be one of David Carradine's final projects.

4 viewing life like a movie out of 5