GIRLS AGAINST BOYS [2013]

Written & directed by Austin Chick, Girls Against Boys is a horror revenge flick that is more than what it seems.
Universally panned by male critics for being too "man-hatey", the film is actually done with a sly smirk on it's face that's just too fun to dislike.  With some careful attention to it's finer details the viewer should see it for what it actually is and enjoy the ride that much more.  Carried by some strong performances, interesting camera work and great dialogue I found it to be not a great film but certainly a lot more enjoyable and better than what people have made it out to be.

3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch over corpses out of 5

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE [2010]

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for horror remakes results in something like the merciless I Spit On Your Grave.  

The first hour is realistically repulsive and utterly degrading to females that it really made me wonder why I would keep watching it but my Nut duties call for it.  Where the second hour turns into a gory revenge film that threw all realism out the door, making it much more watchable. Now this sudden change makes me think it defeats the whole supposed "purpose" of the first half.  Apart from performances and a score better than the film deserves, it's easy to recommend skipping this one.

2 shotguns up the ass out of 5