A limp Physics Professor with a calculator wristwatch and magic ring is weirdly transported to planet Gor where he rubbishes his way through a barbarian training montage, eventually becoming a saviour of the people.
The sci-fi/fantasy yarn isn't that bad, at least no worse than a lot of other films in the same crossover genre, it's when someone speaks that things go very South. The unlikely hero is about as tough as a wet tissue and the villains as threatening as a week-old cheesecake at sale price.
It features Ollie Reed as a tyrant with a love of athletic slave women and silly plastic armour; he does okay, all things considered.
1½ branded thighs out of 5
2 comments:
Feck.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry for you.
I'll just fap and do both.
There's a sequel but w/o Ollie Reed, so I can ignore it.
Although, it has Jack Palance...
I like him...
Dammit.
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