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Tuesday, 8 October 2013

The Guru (2002)

I like Marisa Tomei, so I thought, ‘Sure, why not? It can’t be as bad as the cover suggests.’ I made a grievous error.
There’s a porn star, a clingy new-age seeker of spirituality and a gobshite in a turban that becomes the Guru of sex. Now if anyone asks you what the film is about you can tell them without having to ever endure it.

0½ shattered shanti out of 5

2 comments:

cuckoo said...

Christ.

The cover screams "SHITFEST ALERT".

Dr Faustus said...

I know, it's a deafening scream. I had a moment of weakness.