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Sunday, 15 September 2013

Isis Rising: Curse of the Lady Mummy (2013)

I'm a sucker for films with Egyptian iconography, but I have standards that this turd didn't come anywhere close to meeting. It stars adult film star Priya Rai in her first non-cock-munching role. She reminds me of a busted couch. Mercifully, despite being on the cover, she’s hardly in it. Instead, it follows a group of students with a collective acting ‘ability’ that makes Priya look good! Incredulous. It’s a new low in low budget filmmaking.

0 bandages out of 5

1 comment:

cuckoo said...

O_o Jebus.

Where does one dig up this crap?

Had to GIS her. No. Not attractive at all. Yeech.