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Tuesday, 31 July 2012

THE EVES [2011]

What a gargantuas piece of shit.
There's the sensitive pretty girl.  The boring nice guy.  The pervert douchebag.  The sexy cold bitch.  The quiet nerdy guy. The ditzy boob-bouncing blond.  The wacky idiot.  ...and they're all white.
They have camping gear and lots of beer, so naturally their vehicle breaks down in the middle of nowhere and---...you get the rest.
The small leaves stamp on the poster means shit all.  SHIT ALL.  

½ mine eyes out of 5